Sarah

Ask me anything  

22. I like music,batman, Lord of the Rings and books. I long for simplicity " If you can't laugh at yourself, life's gonna seem a whole lot longer than you like. "


back-that-sass-up:

legalmexican:

*Teacher Voice* I’ll wait

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tHATS THE FACE THATS THE FACE EXACLTY

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tsarcasm:

trapsical:

I took a shit in my grandma’s cat’s litterbox when I was like 13 and my whole family was wilding out trying to figure out why the cat took such a huge dump. Then they took her to the vet and we found out she has feline HIV so in a way, I helped her.

this story was wild from start to finish

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amoying:

Chris Pratt seems like a guy that would get drunk with you and then carry you home

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Chris Pratt making an entrance on ‘Live with Kelly & Michael’

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Rest in Peace 
Robin Williams (July 21, 1951 - August 11, 2014)

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codename-lol:

yoiplait:

terms for penis you should not use in fics:

  • love stick
  • doinker
  • schlong
  • wankie
  • ding dong
  • 100% all-beef thermometer
  • bologna pony
  • stinky pickle
  • magic wand
  • divine rod
  • love muscle
  • power drill
  • captain winky
  • yogurt slinger
  • DNA rifle 

are you kidding im going to use all of these

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coagulates:

the worst part about ugly dudes is everyone defends them like ‘he’s really funny though’ or something but if a chick is ugly to someone they just straight up dirt like they might as well not even have a personality 

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